oh my god, it's BIGFOOT! and it's coming after youuu...muhahaha.


the defunct site is now open. it's maybe 15% done. updates all the time...


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"and saint attilla raised the hand-grenade up on high, saying 'lord, bless this thy hand-grenade, that with it thy may blowest thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy. and the lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats..."